Synthetic CHRISTmas tree

Mcabe climbed to the top of the little rocks today and left a synthetic Christmas tree atop. He dragged poor Jemima with him and Lord only knows what our neighbors are now thinking. From down here...it looks as if something rather strange has appeared out of nowhere.

Sorta like the 2 believing couples at the end of the cul-de-sac who have never in their lives said "boo" to us.... who came out of the woodwork this week. Because of all the recent comings & goings....departing wall units...couches etc....they have caught on to the fact that we won't be around much longer.

It seems they've been watching us from afar. They know how many kids we have. They know who we worship.

Just never said "hi" before (or smiled for that matter.)


WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

We could have been having BBQ's. What is wrong w/people?