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Mar 24, 2010

"The Talk" about "The Thing"

Time to have "the talk" w/our older girls.

It seems that they believed their sweet dear darling girlfriend when she told them that she has heard that the Duggars got all their kids without doing "the thing."

All three wide-eyed girls seriously thought those 19 blessings were delivered to Jim Bob and Michelle by the Lord w/out any involvement of "the thing."

I'm so happy on the one hand that the girls are this innocent...but to be 100% honest ....I am horrified that they are such complete and utter dorks.

Torn between two emotions.

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It's funny that this wrestling w/in me comes now.

During a visit w/a friend in LA last week....I witnessed first hand a precocious group of 10 & 11 year old unsupervised girls hanging around (hunting down) her son and Mcabe...morning, noon, and nite for days on end. One was the daughter of a porn star...another the daughter of a Playboy bunny. Their conversations and suggestive behavior were so completely out of line that I was asked to write a letter to the school describing what I saw.

Mcabe was horrified by these little girls. When recounting his experiences w/them he used a word that rhymed with NUTS.

Both Galilee and Jemima said at the same time, "What's that mean?"

Two different worlds.

All in the same week.

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It's okay that G & J are complete and utter dorks, right? I mean, they will not be this way forever.

In fact, it may all disappear after "the talk" :(

6 comments:

Raising Family said...

sorry this post cracked me up!!! partly cause I was trying every word that rhymes with "nuts" (I am a dork).
I think I got it?..

What sweet dorks your daughters are! Love it. sweet sweet innocence. I wish I were a bug on the wall at your house.

Ginger said...

It is great that they are "dorks" (one of our fav words by the way) I am so glad that Sam was a dork for a long time. And look how she turned out!

Tamara said...

"I am horrified that they are such complete and utter dorks."

Considering Mcabe is so quick to tell everyone the "real" meaning of dork, I thought it was too ironic that you used this word in a post about "the thing".

Mrs. Spice (Holly) said...

It's all life perspective, isn't it?

Asha thinks that babies come from a call on my cell phone from CPS. No. Seriously. She told me the other day that is where they come from.

And for now...I'm just fine with that...

Kate Taylor said...

It was priceless to hear the whole thing go down! G's sincerity in relaying that the Duggers were just "blessed" was priceless.

Sean's Ladies said...

what?! how can they think that after being in the room when Zion came?!

the whole thing makes me want to hyperventilate.